When I See My Co-Worker With Chick-Fil-A
Looking at my phone in the morning after I black out
When Your Friends Invite You To Drink
When Twinks Say They Eat Whatever They Want And Don’t Gain Weight
WHEN MY ROOMMATE WHO DIDN’T GO OUT TELLS ME TO BE QUIET WHEN I COME IN
WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH THAT ALREADY HAVE JOBS
WHEN ME AND MY BEST FRIENDS ARE SINGLE AT THE SAME TIME